Shortly after an inter-state flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.
“Welcome to Flight 326. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and….. OH, MY GOD !”
Silence followed all through the plane.
A few moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
One cheeky passenger yelled out a response. “That’s nothing, you should see the back of mine!”