During a trial, the clerk addressed the prisoner …

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During a trial, the clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock.

“Do you wish to challenge the jury?”

The prisoner looked at the people assembled.

“Well, not all of them at once,” he said, “but I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little chubby guy in the middle for starters.”

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