Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A police officer pulled up a drunk man in the street

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A police officer pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in pal. You’re obviously drunk.”

The man slurred, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”

“Yeah buddy, I’m sure,” said the officer. “Let’s go.”

Breathing a sigh of relief, the man replied, “Thank goodness. I thought I was lopsided.”

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