A doctor was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
“You all have obsessions,” she observed.
To the first mother, she said: “You are so obsessed with eating you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
She turned to the second mum: “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
She turned to the third mum and said: “Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered: “Come on Dick, we’re leaving.”