Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Four mothers go to the doctor

The doctor speaks to all four of the women. Source: Getty

A doctor was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

“You all have obsessions,” she observed.

To the first mother, she said: “You are so obsessed with eating you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

She turned to the second mum: “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

She turned to the third mum and said: “Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered: “Come on Dick, we’re leaving.”

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