Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Doctor Bob slept with a patient

Doctor Bob was stressed because he slept with a patient. He was riddled with guilt and couldn’t stop thinking about the situation.

Every once in a while he’d hear a soothing voice, within himself, reassuring him: “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with a patient, and you won’t be the last. Plus you’re single. Let it go…”

But without fail, another voice would quickly bring him back to reality telling him: “Bob, you’re a vet.”

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