Do you have any nuts?

A woman walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.

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The guy says, “No, ma’am”

She says, “Well, do you have any dates?”

He replies, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?”

 

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