A family of three were on holiday in Europe when they stumbled across a nudist beach.
The father decided to go for a walk along the beach so, with no option but to wait for him, the mum agreed to let their little boy go and play in the sea. But, before long, he came running back towards her.
“Mummy,” he shouted. “Guess what! I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” Red-faced, the mum replied: ” Well the bigger they are, the dumber they are…” And, with that, the little boy went back to play.
Several minutes later he ran back again. “Mummy,” he said. “I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than daddy’s!”
Checking that no one around them had heard his innocent comments, she replied: “The bigger they are, the dumber they are sweetie.” So he headed back into the sea for a third time.
A whole 10-minutes passed and the mum hoped that was the end of the awkward topic, when she noticed him sprinting towards her again.
‘Mummy,” he shouted. “I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”