David Beckham in a taxi

David Beckham isn’t known for being the sharpest tool in the shed, but we do love him for just being himself. This joke gave us a little chuckle!

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Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.

After about 5 minutes the driver says “OK give me a clue”.

Beckham says “I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough?”

Driver replies “No you thick sod, where do you want to go?”

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