Years of smoking finally caught up with John one morning at work when he keeled over, clutching his heart.
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He was rushed to hospital and inundated with questions from concerned staff.
“Do you smoke?” Asked a paramedic.
“No”, John replied quietly, “I quit”.
“That’s good,” the paramedic stated, “when did you quit?”
“Around 9.30 this morning.”
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