Our daily joke - I asked a friend his secret to 52 years of marriage

I asked a friend his secret to 52 years of happy marriage, and he replied: “We never go to sleep angry.”

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“That’s a great idea,” I replied, “I should try it too.”

“Yes,” he replied, “and the longest we’ve been awake so far is five days.”

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