A Sunday school teacher is concerned that her class might be a little confused about Jesus, so she asks her class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Peter raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Sally answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Joe waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Joe how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Joe says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'”