Our Daily Joke – A man is working on a construction site

A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw.

At the emergency room, his doctor says, “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.”

The injured man replies, “But I don’t have the fingers!”

“Why didn’t you bring them?” the doctor asks.

The injured man responds, “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up.”

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