My mother and father had just retired and were discussing plans for their future…
“What will you do if I die before you do?” Dad asked Mum.
After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then Mum asked Dad, “What will you do if I die first?”
He replied, “Probably the same thing”.
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