Count your blessings

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments while drinking coffee.

“My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even see my coffee”.

“I couldn’t even mark an ‘X’ at election time, my hands are so crippled,” volunteered a third.

“What? Speak up! I can’t hear you!” shouted another.

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“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a fifth senior, to which several others nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.

“I forget where I am, and where I’m going,” said another.

I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old”, winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.

“Well, count your blessings,” said a woman, “thank God we can all still drive”!

 

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