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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A church is handing around the donations box
By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Saturday 13th Oct, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A church is handing around the donations box

The box makes it way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Source: Getty.

A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: “Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.”

The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: “Who donated $1000?!”

An older woman raises her hand excitedly: “Oh that was me!” 

The Priest invites her up to thank her and so she can chose her three hymns. She stands at the front, looks around and points at the three most handsome men in the church.

“I’ll have him, him and him!”

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