Business was bad for Bill …
Have you ever misinterpreted something someone has said?
Business was bad for Bill.
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He had to dismiss one of his employees, but he couldn’t decide who should be let go: Jack or Jill.
Finally, he decided to call one of them into his office.
“Jill,” he said, “I have to either lay you or Jack off.”
“You’re going to have to jack off, then,” Jill said. “I’ve got a really bad headache.”
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