My mate Brian’s job took him to a new town. On a whim, he attended church one Sunday morning and found himself seated beside a very attractive lady who had just finished conducting Sunday School. Brian, never one to die wondering, whispered to the lady, “Would you come out to dinner with me one night?”
“Why yes, that would be nice”, the lady whispered back.
Brian was a happy man and arranged to pick her up a couple of nights later. He found the best restaurant to take her to. As they made themselves comfortable, he asked, “Would you like a cocktail before dinner?”
“Oh gosh no,” she replied, “how would I ever explain that to my Sunday School class?”
That set Brian back a bit but he left things lie until after dinner. When they went out to his car, he reached into the glovebox, produced some marijuana and asked: “Do you indulge?”
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“Oh my goodness, no,” said the woman. “I couldn’t face my Sunday School class if I did!”
As he drove the lady home, they passed a motel. Although rebuffed on two prior occasions, Brian tried his luck again. “What do you reckon, want to a night with me in this motel?”
“Oh yes!” she replied enthusiastically. “Let’s do it!”
Brian was mildly surprised but swung around in a U-turn and entered the motel. That night they enjoyed the most sensational sex Brian had ever known! In the morning, still in wonderment, he woke her gently and whispered in her ear, “You are incredible but I must ask you something. Whatever will you tell your Sunday School class?”
She rolled over, stretched languorously and smiled at him. “What I always tell them, ‘You don’t need drinks and drugs to have a good time.’ ”
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