A young boy lost his eye in a farming incident and his family could only afford to replace it with a wooden eye to fill the void. He was extremely self conscious about his unfortunate situation and felt like he would never be able to find love.
One evening his mother convinced him to attend a dance to mingle with his peers. Nervously, he went along and sat in the corner.
After looking around the room he saw a girl with a very large nose also sitting alone. He decided he was going to ask her to dance.
He walked over and nervously asked, “Excuse me, would you like to dance?”
The girl immediately perked up and leaped to her feet, “Would I? Would I?”
The boy screwed up his face and shouted back at her, “Big nose! Big nose!”