Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice:
“You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t you go paying them what they ask. You haggle.”
At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel.
When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, “That’ll be $20, lads.”
“Oh no you don’t! My dad warned me about you. You’ll only be getting $15 from me,” says one of the men.
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“And you’ll only be getting $15 from me too,” adds the other.
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