Always trust your wife's opinion!

A man is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

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He is not happy with what he sees and says to his wife, “I feel horrible; I look old and overweight. I really need you to pay me a compliment”.

The wife replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect”.

 

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