At one of her Sunday school sessions, Susie was ...

At one of her Sunday school sessions, Susie was called on by the teacher.

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“Now, Susie, tell me the truth: do you say your prayers before eating like you’ve been taught?”

“Of course not,” says Susie. “My mum’s a better cook than you.”  

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