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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An angry husband approached his wife
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In EntertainmentOn Monday 15th Oct, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An angry husband approached his wife

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An angry husband stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Source: Getty.

An angry husband stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied, “The funeral director would be my guess.”

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