An old lady gets on a bus …
This will make you think twice before eating a peanut...
An old lady gets on a bus and sits down right behind the bus driver.
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After travelling for a few minutes, she calls out to him.
“Hey, driver! Want some peanuts?”
“Sure,” he replies, taking the offered bag.
After eating nearly the whole bag, he pauses and asks, “Hey ma’am, do you want to finish the rest of these?”
“No,” she replies. “I don’t have any teeth. I just like the chocolate on the outside.”
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