An old lady complained to her doctor …

An old lady complained to her doctor about her husband’s bizarre eating habits.

“All day long, he lies in bed and just eats yeast and car wax,” she said. “Surely it can’t be good for his health. What’s going to happen to him?”

“Don’t worry, ma’am,” replied the doctor. “Eventually he will rise and shine.”

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