An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store …

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

“That’s no problem,” said the pharmacist. “How much would you like?” 

“Just a few,” said the man. “Maybe four. But could you cut each one into four pieces?”

The pharmacist was confused. “That won’t do you any good.” 

“Oh, I don’t need them for sex,” said the man. “I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.” 

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