An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
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“That’s no problem,” said the pharmacist. “How much would you like?”
“Just a few,” said the man. “Maybe four. But could you cut each one into four pieces?”
The pharmacist was confused. “That won’t do you any good.”
“Oh, I don’t need them for sex,” said the man. “I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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