After church, Patricia stopped at her local ...

red traffic light

After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. She didn’t think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong.

Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were honking.

“For the love of God!” one man yelled.

“Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, go!”

“They’re so enthusiastic about their religion!” Patricia said to herself. She honked her horn to show that she loved Jesus as well.

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That was when she noticed the light was green. She took off across the intersection and noticed that hers was the only car to get through before the light turned red.

“Those people were just so busy loving Jesus that they don’t pay attention to traffic!” she said. “Oh well. They’ll get the next light.”

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