A young employee was leaving the office late one night when he found the CEO standing in front of a paper shredder with a document in his hand.
“Listen,” the CEO said. “This is a very sensitive and important document here but my secretary’s gone home. Can you make this thing work?”
“Sure!” says the employee, ready to prove himself. He turned on the machine at the wall, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent!’ said the CEO, as the paper entered the machine. “I just need two copies.”