A woman walked in to the hospital ...

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A woman walked in to the hospital.

“Quickly! I need to see an outern!” she said.

The nurse was confused. “You mean an intern?”

“Have it your way,” said the woman, “but I need a contamination.”

“An examination?”

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“Yes, quickly!” the woman said, clutching her stomach. “I want to go to the fraternity ward.”

“Surely you mean the maternity ward,” said the nurse.

“WHATEVER,” the woman shouted. “Outern, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity. All I know is that I haven’t demonstrated for nine months so I must be stagnant.”

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