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A woman goes to her lawyer …
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Saturday 21st Oct, 2017

A woman goes to her lawyer …

A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him she wants to divorce her husband.

“Okay,” says the lawyer. “Do you have any grounds?”

“A few acres,” says the woman. “But there’s nothing valuable on it.”

“That’s not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”

“Yes, that’s where I park my car,” says the woman.

The lawyer is annoyed. “Why do you want a divorce?!”

The woman shrugs. “We have trouble communicating.”

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