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A teacher found one of her students crying …
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Sunday 19th Nov, 2017

A teacher found one of her students crying …

What's the funniest thing a kid has said to you?

A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day. 

“What’s wrong?” she asked. “Has someone been bullying you?” 

“No,” the boy sobbed. “I found a cat, but it’s dead.” 

The teacher was shocked. “How do you know the cat is dead?”

“Because I pissed in his ear and he didn’t move,” the kid replied.

“YOU DID WHAT?”

“You know,” the boy said. “I leaned over and went ‘Psst’ in his ear and he didn’t move!”

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