A teacher found one of her students crying ...
What's the funniest thing a kid has said to you?
A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day.
“What’s wrong?” she asked. “Has someone been bullying you?”
“No,” the boy sobbed. “I found a cat, but it’s dead.”
The teacher was shocked. “How do you know the cat is dead?”
“Because I pissed in his ear and he didn’t move,” the kid replied.
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“YOU DID WHAT?”
“You know,” the boy said. “I leaned over and went ‘Psst’ in his ear and he didn’t move!”
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