A teacher found one of her students crying ...

School playground
What's the funniest thing a kid has said to you?

A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day. 

“What’s wrong?” she asked. “Has someone been bullying you?” 

“No,” the boy sobbed. “I found a cat, but it’s dead.” 

The teacher was shocked. “How do you know the cat is dead?”

“Because I pissed in his ear and he didn’t move,” the kid replied.

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“YOU DID WHAT?”

“You know,” the boy said. “I leaned over and went ‘Psst’ in his ear and he didn’t move!”

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