A priest is giving a sermon on the sacred nature of marriage.
“Who in this room has been married for more than 30 years?”
An old man stands up. “I’ll be married 50 years this November.”
“And how have you managed to stay happy for so long?” the priest asks.
“Well, I took her to Rome for our 25th anniversary,” the man says.
“Wonderful!” says the priest. “And what are your plans for your 50th anniversary?”
The man shrugs. “I’m thinking of bringing her back.”