A nightmare flight

Jerry chartered a flight for a big guys adventure trip. Jerry fell asleep and was awoken by some turbulence.  That was when the captain came on the intercom.

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“This is your Captain speaking. On behalf of my crew, I’d like to thank you for flying with us today on your way to New Zealand. We are currently flying at the height of 35,000 feet midway across the Pacific. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will see that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That’s me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. There are ten of you and six parachutes. Some are you are going to have to double up.  Have a good remainder of your flight and good luck!”

Jerry awoke with a fright as the real place hit some turbulence. “Phew,” he thought, “It was all a dream.”


“This is your Captain speaking…”

Jerry looked out his window just to see the captain waving from his parachute.