A mother and her son go to church ...

A mother and her son go to church. Partway through the service, the boy says, “Mum! I have to go pee!”

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“You shouldn’t say that in church,” says the mother. “From now on, just say … say you have to whisper.”

The next week, when the boy’s father takes him to church, they get partway through the service again before the boy says, “Dad, I really have to whisper.”

“Okay,” says his father. “Just whisper in my ear.”

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