A man in his forties bought a new convertible car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.
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As the needle jumped up to 100km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a convertible,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 110, then 130. Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What in hell am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift, it’s Friday the 13th, and I don’t want to do any paperwork. If you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
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