A man went to visit his lawyer ...

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A man went to visit his lawyer.

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“I’m in deep financial trouble and need some advice,” the man said. “I’m down to my last hundred dollars and want to know if you can answer just two questions for that amount.”

“Certainly, sir,” said the lawyer. “Now, what was your second question?”

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