A man went to the dentist ...

A man went to the dentist to see what he could do about his missing teeth.

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“This damage looks recent. How exactly did this happen?” the dentist asks.

“My wife’s bread is as hard as a rock,” says the man.

“If it’s that bad, you could’ve said no to eating it,” the dentist says.

“I did,” says the man. “How do you think I lost the teeth?”

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