A man orders an ice cream …
By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Thursday 14th Sep, 2017

A man orders an ice cream …

A little old man shuffled into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”

“No,” he replied. “Arthritis.”

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