A man is arrested for driving into an aquarium...

A man is arrested for driving into a tank at the aquarium and riding one of the dolphins.

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At the trial, his defence was that he’d fallen in accidentally, and that since he was unable to swim he’d grabbed one of the dolphins as a safety device.

The judge found him guilty despite this claim. His verdict? “This was no accident. He did it on porpoise.”

 

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