A man goes to a costume party and causes a bit of a stir.
While there’s plenty dressed up as superheroes, clowns, and even things like fireman and police, this guy was only wearing his underwear and carrying a woman on his back.
One man, dressed as a magician, can’t help himself so goes over to enquire about the costume.
“Hey man,” he says, “What are you meant to be?”
“I’m a turtle,” was the reply.
“A turtle? How on earth is that costume a turtle? Why is there a woman on your back?”
The man replied,”Isn’t it obvious? That’s Michelle”.