A man walks into McDonald’s …

A man walks into McDonald’s after having some cosmetic touch-ups for his birthday. 

“I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?” he asks the server as she hands him his meal.

“About 35,” she guesses.

“I’m actually 47,” the man says, pleased.

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman, “How old do you think I am?”

“I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man’s age,” the old woman says. “If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for three minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age.”

Three minutes later, the old lady removes her hand. “You are 47 years old.” 

“That’s incredible!” the man says. “How did you know?” 

The woman shrugs. “I was in line behind you at McDonald’s.” 

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