A man answers a phone ...

A man answers a phone and hears a female voice on the other end.

“Hello, darling! I saw a necklace in a catalogue and I simply must have it. Do you mind if I use your credit card?”

“How expensive is it?” the man says.

“Only $1,200.”

“That cheap, huh? Get as many as you like! Anything else?”

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“Well, there is this one ring… it’s $5,000 though.”

“Get one for each hand. Anything else?”

“Well, you know that new car we were eyeing off—”

“How much?” says the man.

“It’s $40,000.”

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“Sure,” says the man. “Why not?”

“Oh, darling! You’re so generous. I’ll talk to you later.”

The man hangs up and looks around. “Did anyone drop a phone?”

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