A man and his wife were having an argument …

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

“You should do it,” the wife said. “You get up first, and that will save us waiting so long for our coffee.”

The husband said, “You’re in charge of cooking around here, so you should get up earlier and do it because it’s your job!” 

“It says in the Bible that the man should brew the coffee,” the woman retorted. 

“Prove it!” the man said. 

The wife went to grab her copy of the Bible and opened it to the New Testament. 

“See?” she pointed to the top of several pages. “Says right here, ‘Hebrews’.” 

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