A little girl is digging a hole ...

A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard. Her neighbour looks over the fence and asks her what she’s doing.

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“I’m burying my goldfish,” says the girl.

“That’s a mighty big hole for a little goldfish,” the neighbour says.

“Not when he’s inside your cat,” says the girl.

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