Three short jokes

1. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

2. I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised.

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3. The Dalai Lama walks into an ice cream shop. He asks the server, “Can you make me one with everything?”

He hands the server a hundred dollar bill, which the server pockets.

Lama says “Hey, where’s my change?”

Server says “Change comes from within”.

 

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