Jack went to confession ...

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Jack went to confession at his local church while a friend waited outside.

“It’s been a week since my last confession, Father,” said Jack. “And I must confess that I have sinned of the flesh.”

“Was it Mary Dwyer, that hussy from the pub down the road?”

“It was not,” said Jack.

“Was it Daisy Kettering, from the grocer two blocks over?”

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“It was not,” said Jack.

“Was it Maureen Clarke, the school nurse?”

“It was not,” said Jack.

“Fine. Do the usual: 30 Hail Marys and be off with you.”

Outside, Jack met up with his friend.

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“What did you get?”

“Not much,” said Jack. “Just 30 Hail Marys and three names for tonight!”

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