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An old lady complained to her doctor …
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Saturday 16th Dec, 2017

An old lady complained to her doctor …

Has a doctor ever made you laugh?

An old lady complained to her doctor about her husband’s bizarre eating habits.

“All day long, he lies in bed and just eats yeast and car wax,” she said. “Surely it can’t be good for his health. What’s going to happen to him?”

“Don’t worry, ma’am,” replied the doctor. “Eventually he will rise and shine.”

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