An Irishman, an Australian and a blonde are eating lunch …

An Irishman, an Australian and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the twentieth floor of the building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Australian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Meat pie again! If I get a meat pie one more time I’m jumping, too.”

The blonde opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I’m jumping too.”

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Australian opened his lunch, saw a meat pie and jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!”

The Australian’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him Vegemite sandwiches or sausage roll! I didn’t realise he hated meat pies so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.

“Hey, don’t look at me,” she said. “He makes his own lunch.”

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