A husband said to his wife ...

Dinner table
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“Honey,” a husband said to his wife, “I invited a friend home for dinner tonight.”

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“What?” the wife looked up. “Are you crazy? I only just got home from work, the house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t have time to cook a fancy meal for a guest!”

“I know,” he said.

“Then why on Earth did you invite someone to dinner?”

“Well,” said the husband, “the poor guy is thinking about getting married.”

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