A cheeky young student told his teacher ...


A cheeky young primary school student went up and told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

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“How do you know that the cat was dead?” the teacher asked.

“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the student, rather innocently.

“You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in shock.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I touched it with my shoe and it didn’t move so I wanted to make sure, so then I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ right in it’s ear and it still didn’t move.”

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