A young couple got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, the girl immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked her how the honeymoon went and the girl replied: “The honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic and sweet. But as soon as we returned home he started using the most ghastly language, saying things I’ve never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please Mum!”
Shocked, her mother tried to calm her daughter down: “Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words?”
Still sobbing, the daughter whispered: “Oh mum, words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.”